One of my friends on FB posted this and I seriously thought it deserved a place on my blog. You’ve gotta love it!
24. We’re always open to learning new moves
23. We perform to please the crowd
22. We like to show off
21. We love an audience
20. We like being videotaped so we can improve
19. We do what we’re told
18. We like doing hard things
17. We do it in front of mirrors
16. We can shake it like no other
15. We’ve mastered the five positions perfectly.
14. We have perfect hip rotation.
13. We’re used to getting on our knees and rolling around on the ground.
12. We have excellent stamina – we can go for hours, even when it hurts.
11. We have really good rhythm.
10. We are used to performing in minimal amounts of clothing.
9. Can you say nice legs?
8. Our moves are always perfectly choreographed.
7. We do it in front of mirrors.
6. We’re not as delicate and fragile as we look.
5. We’re perfectionists: we’ll keep going until we hit it.
4. After a quick intermission we’re ready to go at it again.
3. Sometimes, we perform multiple times a day.
2. We don’t mind getting hot and sweaty.
1. One word: flexibility.